Wednesday, September 03, 2008

My Blog is Broken

If you land on my blog and it hangs your computer, my apologies! It’s hanging mine as well, which is why I’ve stopped blogging. I couldn’t stand the frustration anymore.

I did spend an entire weekend troubleshooting, but that turned out to be a giant waste of my time. Blogger doesn’t like something on this blog and I can’t figure out what it is. Although it may be an Internet Explorer issue, because it seems to open fine in Firefox and Safari.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know why I wasn’t blogging. But don't worry, I'm still out there in webland.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

From The Funny File...



Ah, romance. Isn't this sweet?




Saturday, May 17, 2008

Another New Release from my CP

Mixed Blessings

Daniela Blessing’s ability to see crimes through the eyes of victims is a mixed blessing. She thinks she’s a handmaiden of Fate, but when Vincent Gabriele accosts her one sunny morning he calls it eye for an eye justice. He’s willing to keep her secrets—if she helps him. Despite his blackmail tactics, Danni would help, except her psychic abilities evaporate whenever Vincent is around. As truths emerge unlocking Vincent’s past, some of Danni’s history is also revealed. They’ve been intrinsically tied in the past, and their future is about to become a Destiny neither of them expected.

Buy it HERE.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

My CP Has a New Release Out!

Ready to Reel

When Suzette Michaud reels into the arms of a man she wouldn’t ordinarily look twice at, she reexamines her priorities. Fed up with the social limitations her parents, and her French boarding school background impressed upon her, she decides it’s time to take a walk on the wild side. Handlebar Hank and his Honky Tonk are just the distraction she needs.

She doesn’t count on falling in love with the rough around the edges man, especially when he insists on treating her—a forty-six year old divorcee—like some blushing virgin. And she certainly doesn’t suspect that his big body, heart and sense of humor hide a bigger hurt than she ever could have imagined. Can a wounded bar owner and a bitter French debutante/divorcee make each other feel whole again, or are they just reeling into more heartbreak?

Buy it HERE!

Monday, March 03, 2008

Things That Make You Go Hmm

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

From The Funny File...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

World Wide Weather Whacked

Rare snowstorm hits the Middle East, closing schools and delighting children
By Ian Deitch, The Associated Press

JERUSALEM - A rare snowstorm swept the Middle East on Wednesday, blanketing parts of the Holy Land in white, shutting schools and sending excited children into the streets for snowball fights.

The weather in Jerusalem topped local newscasts, eclipsing a government report on Israel's 2006 war in Lebanon.

Jerusalem's Old City was coated in white. A few ultra-Orthodox Jews, wearing plastic bags over their hats to keep them dry, prayed at the Western Wall, Judaism's holiest site.

Snow falls in Jerusalem once or twice each winter, but temperatures rarely drop low enough for it to stick.

But this time the Israeli weather service said up to 20 centimetres of snow fell in the city.

By late morning, the snow changed to rain, turning the city into a slushy mess. But forecasters says temperatures are expected to drop, and the snow would continue through Thursday morning.

"I'm originally from Gaza where snow never falls," said Bothaina Smairi, 28, who was out in Ramallah, on the West Bank, taking photographs.

"The white snow is covering the old world and I feel like I am in a new world where everything is white, clean, and beautiful."

Heavy snow also was reported in the Golan Heights and the northern Israeli town of Safed, and throughout the West Bank.

In Ramallah, residents were surprised to see snow when they awoke. For some, it was their first time.

"I am just astonished with the snow. When I saw the snow this morning, I felt happy, my heart was laughing," said Mary Zabaro, 17.

In Amman, where a foot of snow fell, children used inflatable tubes as sleds. Some roads were temporarily closed.

Snow covered most mountain villages and blocked roads in Lebanon. The storm disrupted power supplies in most Lebanese towns and villages, exacerbating existing power cuts. Parts of the Beirut-Damascus highway were closed.

Temperatures in Syria dipped below freezing and snow blanketed the hills overlooking the capital, Damascus.

Article found HERE.

And in my little corner of the world it's so windy here today the general public is being advised to "exercise much extreme caution." I wonder if my new roof will hold up to its MPH rating!